This is one of
my most treasured possessions. It is a folio called London À La Carte by
Caroline Conran, published in 1967 by Habitat. Essentially it is a sheaf of A3
facsimile reproductions of the most interesting and influential restaurants in
the capital at the time, with a couple of signature recipes on the back. The
design ranges from the gorgeously illustrative (I think only Bibendum still
echoes this currently, and Quo Vadis in monochrome) to the naïve (the mimeographed typewritten chinese list
on yellow sugar paper), though all are utterly transporting – I imagine the 60s
restaurant scene, so vividly captured in The Spaghetti Tree: La Terraza,
Alvaro, for example. I paid an absolutely monstrous amount of money for it,
however there is presently a copy on ABE available for £18, and I recommend it
hugely to anyone interested in London restaurant history.

Over the last
five years I’ve rewritten the menus daily, every day. Often changes will be
small – on Friday none of the expected peas arrived from Italy, but the first broad beans did,
and so they went on the menu instead. On Tuesday we sold the last of the
beautiful organic Lincolnshire quail, with their rich flesh, dark as partridge,
and so portioned up the generous, fatty loin of one of Mary Holbrook’s fabulous
English Lop. Jorge sent from Swaledale a few more quail yesterday, just as the pork
finished. Weekend saved.
Along the way
there have been more major revisions. My first menu was as follows:

It took me a
little while to find on an old hard drive, probably longer than it took me to
clumsily layout on MS Word in the first place. Coffee has
not changed price since we opened, possibly due to the tenacity of our house
roaster, Jack Coleman, who has barely raised his prices for this wildly
fluctuating commodity since we switched from Monmouth a couple of months in.
Prices are very low, especially recalling the generosity of the portion sizes.
This is in large part because no one had explained to me the concept of VAT,
nor that I had to pay it. Luckily I was still in the VAT free opening window
offered to small businesses when I found out, and all was rectified in time.
When looking over the early days in retrospect I’m far more likely to laugh at
my huge mistakes, and reserve my cringing embarrassment for anything which at
the time I celebrated as a great success – these were the far more profound
examples of my naivety. Perhaps I’ll return to these later.
The current
dinner menu looks like this:

I’m very fond
of this menu. I’ve worked with a couple of designers I really admire on it.
Initially I approached Inventory Studio, then headed up by founders David Lane
and Rob Boon. David has since left to found his beautiful art & food
journal, The Gourmand, to which I’m an avid subscriber. They put together some
lovely A5 format menus, which were bound to pretty enamelled plates of steel
with hair bands. Initially these felt and looked magnificent, but as is often
the way the place grew around them, and they started to feel somewhat dwarfed
by the new scale of the room, which had by that point been gutted, re-floored,
paneled, and re-furnished. I often wonder whether I’m not just terribly fickle
and easily bored, but in the new surroundings they no longer felt appropriate.
I therefore re-designed the menu with the help of Peter Karageorgevich, an
amazing designer and an old friend, who’d produced our pretty chandelier-referencing
logo. We worked up something on A4 card, dishes on the front, wine list on the
back. This was important to me as I hated presenting one list for the table to
share. For many of our guests, especially those working for the profusion of
wine merchants in the neighbourhood, picking an interesting bottle together was
as important as selecting what they were going to eat, and only offering one
list seemed undemocratic, and not companionable. I also liked how the new menu
format removed puddings to a separate card, with all the brandies, sweet wines
and other treats listed alongside. This I picked up from Quo Vadis – whenever I
think I’m full, I’m presented with a menu of delicious things I haven’t yet
seen, and consequently always find room for one of Jeremy’s fabulous puds. Some
guests note that they like to know what’s for pudding while constructing their
first and second courses, however they only have to ask, and desert cards are
immediately presented.
Menu writing is
my greatest preoccupation. I want the dishes that we conceive, cook, plate and
serve to be considered, delicious & inspiring. I don’t place food on the level of fine art in my mental taxonomy, but I do believe that cooking has the capacity
for artistry, and can withstand a certain amount of determined and determining
investment of thought before collapsing into pretension. I believe the more I
put into my menus, the more our guests will get out. Sometimes I get emails
from guests, or comments on Opentable, suggesting that our food is too esoteric,
and that what they’d love to see on our menu is steak and chips. I think I’d
probably love to see steak and chips on any menu, but can’t for the life of me
remember the last time I actually ate it. In fact I can only recall two
occasions on which I’ve eaten steak and chips – once at St John, when I was
about 13 (it was actually forerib, roast potatoes & horseradish), and once
again at 32 Great Queen Street, when I was about 21 (this time the forerib with
triple cooked chips and Tom N-D’s ethereal Béarnaise). Both times it was entirely
related to the quality of Tom Jones’ wonderful Hereford beef, not the happy but
pedestrian marriage of savoury meat with crispy spuds and sauce. I know I’ve
eaten it many more times that that, but cannot recall a single one. In the same
way, I vividly recall my first oyster, but not my last. It is our job to cook
food people want to eat; however it is also our job to create the possibility
of memorable experiences, and it is for this reason we wage quiet war against
cliché, and focus on giving our guests what we believe they will love, not what
we second-guess they might like.
We have just
updated our breakfast menu for summer. Breakfast is one of our hardest services
as a restaurant. To put this into the context of Brunswick House, we have a
small kitchen, with 2 or 3 chefs working at any one time. During a busy evening
shift, a full dining room and a large private dinner in the house, we’re
serving around 200 guests dinner, with many more ordering informally from the
bar menu. Preparation for this starts at 7am. By 11.30am we pause to set up for
lunch. From 3pm we have a two and a half hour prep window before pre-service
briefing at 5.30pm, then dinner. Alongside this, we open from 9.30am for breakfast.
This is partly because Lascco opens then, and since we share the building, we
feel we should be open too, to offer Lassco’s clients a coffee, and the rest of
Vauxhall a marvelous space in which to escape the traffic and noise. Our goal
is therefore to offer the most delicious food we are able to, under
circumstances, those being a small kitchen, and a huge workload. We are also
cognizant of the fact that most guests don’t want to wait more than 10 minutes
for an order of toast that they know would only take them a few minutes at
home.
Most popular
breakfast dishes are short order, cooked from scratch. These are oddly enough
the hardest dishes for a restaurant kitchen like ours to produce. We have a
decent amount of workspace, but most of it is just gleaming stainless steel
counter-top. We have a relatively small amount of cooking space – a flat top
range and a 6-burner, which is sufficient, but realistically gives us room to
fry two eggs at a time. You can imagine how fraught a Saturday morning, with 20
orders for fried eggs on toast on the rail, guests waiting 40 minutes as a
result, and the kitchen thoroughly in the weeds before we’ve even started
getting ready for lunch, feels.
On top of this
I have a slight financial discomfort with breakfast menus. Waitrose, across the
road, now sell Clarence Court Burford Brown eggs, and have for a while been
stocking Gail’s excellent (by supermarket standards) sourdough. For 6 pounds
you can by enough eggs and bread to feed a large family fried eggs on toast. Taking
into account the addition of VAT, our enormous fixed costs such as the rent of
this beautiful old space, and the wages of the many staff involved in their
preparation and service, there’s no way I can serve Clarence Court eggs on
sourdough toast and feel like I’m providing value. Nor do I feel like such an
apparently simple dish, but one that nevertheless also requires total attention
to get right, is something that we as a restaurant could ever do better than a
home cook.
The solution to
my mind was to complicate rather than simplify. If my dilemma came from the
fact that I felt uncomfortable charging high prices for speedy simple dishes,
perhaps the solution was to invest more time in the preparation? Charles and I
sat down a month ago with all this weighing on us, and wrote up a menu of dishes we’d love to eat first thing, but that we wouldn’t be bothered, or able
to prepare at home. The result is as follows:

Some dishes
seem obvious. Toasted Brickhouse sourdough, butter and marmalade are elevated
by the fact we culture and churn our own butter, and make are own marmalade,
and both are the most delicious I’ve ever tasted. Our Bircher Muesli is steeped
in cultured yogurt, apple and juice overnight, to give it perfect consistency,
and served with gingery poached rhubarb on top. My favourite is the Lardy Cake.
This was somewhat inspired by James Lowe’s wonderful honey and smoked bacon
canelé at Lyle’s, and also by something unmentionable involving toasted Lardy Cake,
melted cheese and spiced plums that Jeremy Lee once did to me one Christmas after
we’d over-indulged somewhat. Charles and I developed the recipe using Elizabeth
David’s peerless English Bread And Yeast Cookery, which contains many
variations of traditional yeast-leavened fruit breads, using lard we’d rendered
and smoked from one of Mary Holbrook’s magnificent English Lop. The slice of
baked Lardy Cake, folded through with fat, sultanas, apricots, prunes, nutmeg,
ginger, cinnamon & brown sugar is toasted to order, then dolloped with
soured cream and drizzled with golden syrup. It has the crispy, crunchy,
fluffy, chewy, salty, sweet, syrupy & savoury quality of that magnificent
American monolith Pancakes, Maple & Bacon, but with a bit of added English
oomph.

Grilled Lardy Cake, Syrup & Soured Cream
Many guests
were disappointed to come in over the weekend and find we had replaced the excellent
fried eggs on toast that were formerly on the menu. I write this as an apology,
and explanation, and a reassurance that we are reconsidering, and you may soon
see their return, though perhaps in a different guise. This re-conception was
very much done with our guests in mind. We wanted to offer them something
quicker, more delicious, more considered, more unusual, and a list which
offered better value, as we do with all menu development. I’m delighted to see
how popular some plates have already been; the buttery breakfast muffin,
stuffed full of pressed Old Spot ham hock and molten Coolea cheese, has been
particularly successful, so much so that it now features on the bar menu, to
enable guests to keep ordering through the afternoon, should their day start at
a more relaxed pace.
As always, I
welcome feedback on our development and changes. I write this to reassure that
it isn’t mere caprice, and that there's a methodology behind the apparent inconsistency.
Do let me know what you think.
Toasted Ginger Bread & Poached Plum